1. Thou shalt not say, "I'm taking it easy today".
2. Thou shalt not be late or you will be left.
3. Thou shalt covet thy neighbors bike
4. Thou shalt ride a single speed, own one, or covet one.
5. Thou shalt ride a 29er, own one, or covet one.
6. Thou shalt not ride, create, or refer to any illegal trails. If you do any of the prior, Kenny will probably get blamed for it.
7. That shalt give at least 3 different names to each trail.
8. Thou shalt stop and give thanks at the altar.
9. Thou shalt smoke the pipe. (see yesterday's post)
10. Thou shalt not complain that the trails are steep - this ain't corner canyon.
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This UC Lunch denomination seems pretty orthodox. Is there a reformed sect?
well said. But I ain't going to give you 10%. Are we clear? ARE WE CLEAR?
I am not going to wear my Sunday shoes again, no matter what you say.
are you insinuating something?
Love the Corner Canyon reference. And this old man loves the mellow buffedout trails in CC!
KK, reformers are just those who can't hack the orthodoxy. But I left the faith entirely, and am fully committed to the Church of Corner Canyon. It's just so convenient, and everyone there is really friendly.
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